A list of titles for works inspired by a moment of supreme relaxation:

morning oatmeals and not horses. (Nonfiction)

Bibles, Bleak Skies and British Rock. (Music Magazine)

Memoirs of the Morning: How to Get that “Smooth Chair Feeling” You’ve always wanted.

(Self Help)

Kettle’s On (Cookbook)

The Steam and the Duke (Romance Novel)

The Morning Psycho-Spiritual Transformation: An Account of Physiological Imperatives Involving Independent Socio-Cultural Modes of Self-Regeneration in the Context of Psychological Conditioning and Tangential Development of Self-Awareness (Dissertation)

I looked up and Saw Jesus in a Cloud of Steam (Indie/Prog Rock CD)

A Brief History of Epiphany and How the Smell of Apples Can Make Eating Raisins Seem Like Hell (Homeless Tract)

Demon Kitchen Dracula: Curse of the Raisin of Darkness (PS2 Game – Survival Horror)

The Brave Little Boiler (Animated Film – Made for TV)

Leather Bound (Unknown)

The Poster Wall & Other Stories (Short Story Collection)

Oops! I Spilled, Mommy! (Children’s Literature)